Dear Journal,
I think my parents are Stepford parents. My mum is the 'Domestic Goddess Extraordinaire', and my dad is, like the 'DIY Guru'.
However they seem to have something wrong with their circuits as I - of all people had to make dinner today, I don't mind, but one has more pressing things to do such as riding in one's Uncle's Bentley for example....
And now Dad is drilling together some Garden lighting or whatever (Not from IKea - shame...) but the sound is reverberating throughtout the whole of my abode which is not pleasant on one's ear -drums.
Several things happened today - I showed Phantasmagoric Miz my pira